How To Be A Man

In a world driven by Feminists and Fro-Yo, being a man is a scary task. Being man means knowing the difference between your creepy pedophile excuse of a moustache and the glory that is a Ron Swanson moustache.

A man knows the appropriate times to dance to Beyoncé like a gitty twerk master or passionately chill to the sounds of classic rock.

A man longs for a cool sip of whiskey while a schoolboy goes for Smirnoff Ice.

For tips like these and more watch this tutorial on owning your manhood. Warning: this is not for the faint of heart.